Assy
From Vidddunderbarn

Assy is a giant talking anus.
We met Assy in 2008 on DeviantART. At the time, he was going by the username "ThatAsshole", but he was soon banned for having burning diarrhea and being retarded. It should also be noted that he is a massive sonicfag<strike>. On Uranus, Assy is Jesus.
He's the kind of guy that smells like armpits. He also farts hard, and it stinkd. <strike>Assy has a rare disease called Tree AIDS Assy has since been cured of Tree AIDS. He also has two xboxes, and claims that both were broken because of the Jews. Assy is not to be confused with Butty, or a pair of testicles.
An ugly fucker
Assy got hit with an ugly stick from around 2008 to 2010. As of late 2011 and early 2012, Assy does not look ugly anymore.