Jesus

From Vidddunderbarn

Jesus was an architect prior to his career as a profit. His best known work was the creation of the first Ice Hotel in Jukkasjärvi, Sweden.

Contrary to documented information, Jesus H. Christ was an asshole. He was known around his village for kicking people in their shins and then laughing at their pain. He also stole from fish markets and would set flaming bags of dog feces on the doorsteps of the elderly, only to knock on their doors and run to hide in the bushes.

Not to be confused with Assy.