Assy

From Vidddunderbarn

This is Assy This is a drawing

Assy is a giant talking anus.

We met Assy in 2008 on DeviantART. At the time, he was going by the username "ThatAsshole", but he was soon banned for having burning diarrhea and being retarded. It should also be noted that he is a massive sonicfag. On Uranus, Assy is Jesus.

He's the kind of guy that smells like armpits. He also farts hard, and it stinkd. Assy has a rare disease called Tree AIDS. He also has two xboxes, and claims that both were broken because of the Jews. Assy is not to be confused with Butty, or a pair of testicles.

An ugly fucker

Assy is an ugly motherfucker when not on the computer. For almost ever, Assy wore his hair long like a fucking jew. Recently he had the shit cut off because hair is fucking annoying sometimes.

• http://www.furaffinity.net/user/FrankTJMacky I'm just going to stop listing them.
• http://unscriptedlies.deviantart.com
• http://assysblogturd.blogspot.com