User:Assassin

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Assassin is a guy. Yeah...a guy who likes Thomas the Tank Engine, and for some reason became a detective for awhile. He is probably the most moronic member of SIF, and writes many lousy parodies which result in the readers intelligence dropping while they read. Also on DeviantART where his episode adaptions can be found. A word of caution though. His adaptions may cause the following:

Headache, drowsiness, fever, stupidy, giant drumming shadow creatures to suddenly attack you, banana rain, and various other things.

Born in New England US, he strived to become ruler of the owrld by the age of twelve. This failed however, and he resulted in doing stuff. While in Mexico in 2006, he was very bored, and decided to join SIF to occupy himself. He is now trying to get into redubes, but been unsuccesful, due to the fact that his voice sounds like a drunk William Hung at an all brass hillbilly's birthday party. [shamelessadvertising]He will however, be playing Smudger in Nanaki001's audio production of "Whatever happened to Smudger?"[/shamlessadvertising]

Erm...well...give me some time to think...