Y4H: The jury deliberation room (4db)
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The big door closes behind the last juror - who sags against it and starts laughing hysterically. Several others join him, and start discussing the funnier points of the trial.
The foreman is doing his best impression of Agent Fozdyke's police-prose talk, and trying to sound like a Seventies detective show - "So, Mister Chital, you saw what was going on in the room through the hole in your black blindfold. After fucking Ovia's ass, you secured the spur stuck to the key, which you'd learned about from Beane's pillow talk. Then while everyone else was pounding away on Ovia, you took the tape and the balls, and crammed everything up your ass, just in time for the unmasking. And when it was time to leave, you waddled out with the rest, cutting your buttocks in the process. But you made one mistake..."
The others decide that's getting boring and shut him up. They start an argument on whether your "mooning" exhibition means you're really gay. Discussion is quite lively. One of the members claims he was watching pretty closely, and he didn't think your anus was "swole up right." Someone else asks how he knows so much about it, eh? Then there's a big argument about whether he's gay.
This is cut short when the oldest member says, "Guys, can we wrap it up? I gotta pee."
He's shushed - no one wants to open court again for that - so they get back into it. You didn't really "swish" when you walked up to the witness chair, and your voice, some agree, sounded pretty straight. The girlfriend thing doesn't figure as much - everyone knows that "they" will cover it up like that, and even get married - but it's 8 to 4 that you're probably normal. And so there's no need to put you out in the jail. Everybody knows what goes on in that place. (Some of them read Big House Bunkmates in secret. Some prefer Hardon Hoosegow. One doesn't read anything like that, but his wife's a big fan of Birthday Bottom Boy's Big Night Behind Bars. Anyway, point is, they know.) And hell, maybe you didn't do it, anyway. And besides, the old guy's gotta pee.
The jury is ready to render its verdict.
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