Pick up a stone and throw it at the guy.

From Create Your Own Story

You pick up a (luckily) large, jagged stone, like something from a riot, off the battered streets and chuck it at his head.

He seems unaffected by the rock, and just stands there.

"What? What the hell else was I supposed to do? Honestly..."

He then falls to the ground, trash can still burning.

"You SAVED ME! YOU SAVED MY LIFE!"

Suddenly, an old woman steps outside into the alleyway from her spraypainted home and clangs the guy one with a lead pipe, then turns around to walk back to her kitchen.

You can clearly smell the aroma of the delicious pies baking in her kitchen, but you then look to the man knocked out in the alleyway.

Ring someone on your cellphone to help the KO'd guy.

Approach the old faghag in her kitchen.

Shrug and walk away.

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