Approach the old faghag in her kitchen.

From Create Your Own Story

You slip into her dusty ghetto home and approach her.

"Hey grandma, what's cookin?"

She suddenly picks up a frying pan and whacks you over the head.

You fall to the ground, head spinning for about ten seconds, and then you're out.

Once you wake up, you're in a dark cellar, surrounded by... hunks of pig meat? Your hands are tied by a rope.

Panic like you've never paniced before.

Stand up and walk upstairs.

Reach for your pocket knife.

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