Bribe the host to get seated faster
From Create Your Own Story
You walk back up to the host and subtly slip him a $20 bill. "How long is the wait now?" you ask.
The host, impeccably dressed in his tuxedo and completely professional, has no change at all in his facial expression as he replies, "Three minutes, sir."
With a grin, you pump your fist in triumph...then suddenly put your hand down and blush when you realize that Annabelle is looking at you.
She laughs. "It's okay. You knew the right thing to do when all those other dopes didn't." She points to the long line of worried-looking males and their increasingly bored-looking female dates. "You're entitled to pump your fist in triumph."
Sure enough, three minutes later, the two of you are led to a table, past the jealous looks of several other couples. As you pass by, you wink at a couple of the hot girls when their boyfriends aren't looking. You feel a rush flow through you. All your life, you have been forced to play the role of the cuck. Now you get to be the alpha, if only temporarily. But you're going to milk it for all it's worth.
The food is delicious, the service is excellent, and the conversation is witty, from both of you. Normally, you're not good at witty banter, but because of your recent string of successes, your confidence is at an all-time high and it's really helping you sound cool.
When the check comes, you...
