Route 1/Ratata/Press on
From Create Your Own Story
You are almost to the end of the route when you come across a trainer in tight short shorts bent over in the grass. You peek around taking in the sight, staring at the flat booty protruding from the tall thicket. You take a step, rustling the nearby foilage causing the person to perk up and turn around. To your surprise what you thought was a girl turns out to be a little boy. You really don't know how to feel about that. His backwards cap and can do stare flares as he marches to you. He is young and short compared to you, but he reeks of a courageous persona and a big personality. You feel slightly frightened by this kid-- at least until he says, "I like shorts! They are comfy and easy to wear!"
And with that battle cry he lets loose a pokemon, a Pidgey to be exact, who lets out a chirp and awaits commands. You feel this is an excellent time to use your new Ratata, maybe even get her stronger. She flies out of the pokeball.
The Pidgey gives a expressionless stare, only gestured with a tilt of the head. Beneath its feathers you see a penis begin to portrude. Your Ratata has exicited the bird.
