Ripwell Tittieman
From Vidddunderbarn
The Story of Ripwell
Ripwell is a cranky, 69-year-old man that doesn't approve of the back door and just wants to cum on your titties. He'll usually be found under William's bed, or around town, begging, often complaining incoherent rants about 'no back door' and 'just let me cum on your titties'. Ripwell also don't like the poopy. He's not a big fan of poopy, he just wants to cum on your titties. When Ripwell was a small child, he had a giant penis shoved up his poop hole on his dad's fishing ship.
In school, Ripwell was often made fun of for his name, but he got a lot of pussy, on his awesome ride.
Around 17 he joined the navy, and got kicked out 3 days later for trying to cum on the front deck's titties. When he turned 18, he bought his own fishing boat made out of plastic and set sail every day, bringing back a fish with white lips. He called them "White-Lipped Trout", although the real reason why the lips were white is still a mystery. He always seemed to catch one, and continued this fishing life from 18 - 55, when his boat was re-po'd by the Jews. When that happened, Ripwell decided to start living underneath William's bed in his shack with Kyle.
Where is Ripwell now?
Ripwell lives with William underneath his bed, and goes out from 12pm-1am to beg and get girls to let him cum on their titties. Sometimes he'll pay people, where they'll take advantage of him, and his only concern is that they don't use the back door and get the poopy, because he doesn't like the poopy. It's really the only thing he says or talks about anymore, but he still gets money from horny fucks and Kyle. Ripwell also has a part-time job at Wendy's. Every other summer he goes to Australia to live with Josh for a couple months.
Ripwell don't like the poopy, and no back door, just let him cum on your titties.
