F@gmins
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What are the F@gmins?
The F@gmins are a group of cultists that run the website DeviantART, and often have sessions they call "White streams", named for all of the semen that runs out of their small penises and vaginas. They often dress in flowery robes with 1930 old maid hair-dos and consider newer and more ridiculous rules. The leader wears a business outfit to put on the front that DeviantART is a business type art website.
How do you become a F@gmin?
Why would you? The only upside is being able to make faggy new rules that completely contradict other rules that previous F@gmins have made, on a website with sonicfags, weeaboos, and trolls. It's not much of a good idea.
However, if your crazy ass wants to join the ranks of a F@gmin, you must read the books of DeviantART. After that, you must wait patiently for an open spot. Once you read the books, and are patient enough for an opening, you'll go through the F@gmin Rituals.
The F@gmin Rituals
To find yourself in the F@gmin Rituals, you have to be sent a green manila envelope, with a fella on it. Follow the instructions to whatever secret location that they have picked. It's usually in San Fransisco, Hell, or Australia. The rituals details are listed below.
In the F@gmin Rituals, everybody is gathered around a bonfire, with a statue of Angelo Sotira overlooking the circle. The initiates wear a green robe, while the F@gmins themselves wear their usual flowery nightgown robes.
The Initiate Ritual details are listed:
- The initiates strip down to nothing.
- The F@gmins then have the initiates get on their hands and knees, forming a circle around the fire
- The initiates then crawl around in a circle, around the fire, licking the ass of the person in front of them
- This goes on for 30 minutes while the F@gmins shit themselves and cum all over themselves.
- After 30 minutes, the initiates are then told to stick their penis in the person in front of them.
- This goes on for another 30 minutes, while the F@gmins shit themselves again.
After the festivities have ceased, four out of the 8 F@gmin initiates are chosen, and move on, the other ones just have to try again later. Kyle is known to go for the fun of it. These new four chosen are then called Fags in Training. It should be noted that if an initiate is female, she is to turn around, take it up her cunt, and use her tongue instead. So now you're probably asking yourself, what do the Fags in Training(FiT) do? Well, that's simple. They wait three days in a room with each other and computers. No food, no drinks, just computers, drugs and each other. If they survive the three days, they move on to the FiT rituals.
The FiT Ritual details are listed:
- The FiTs gather around a statue of Matthew Stephens, and hold bouquets that are on fire.
- They are dressed in blue robes with flower designs
- The bouquets have a dildo attached to them, the FiTs must find the two holes in the statue to put the dildo in.
- The F@gmins cum all over the FiTs robes while they do this, and shit themselves when two FiTs find the holes.
- The two that find the wholes go on to the final ritual, the Door Ritual and are then called Closers.
The Door Ritual is the final ritual in the list of Rituals. The Door Ritual takes place in a room full of doors. They are blindfolded so they do not know what is where, and are spun around 3 times and are left alone. The doors in the room lead to more rooms with more doors. There are 6 original doors in total. 50% of the room have one lone turd in them. They are to find a dildo-shaped key for a bronze door engraved with a picture of Scott Jarkoff. Whoever finds the key and unlocks the door, find their own F@gmin nightgown robe, and the ritual ends. The winner is then issued their F@gmin rights, and the loser just gets to eat a bowl of turds.
What happens then?
Usually the newly appointed F@gmin is then given a gay screen-name like "Shadow-Biscaine" and are then set to admin status. There's not much else. Now go read a book or something.
