Stuff that you don't need to know
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- | *[[Assy]] shat one long turd in the toilet | + | *[[Assy]] shat one long turd in the toilet. |
*Urine usually tastes salty | *Urine usually tastes salty | ||
*Poo is squishy | *Poo is squishy | ||
- | *A [[penis|cock]] in your mouth is a lot like having a [[penis|dick]] | + | *A [[penis|cock]] in your mouth is a lot like having a [[penis|dick]] in your mouth |
*A cock a day, keeps [[Tree AIDS|AIDS]] away | *A cock a day, keeps [[Tree AIDS|AIDS]] away | ||
+ | *When you die, you release your bowels. | ||
+ | *[[William]] [[Pussy|cannot jerk off standing up]]. |