Piss into the lemon-aid fall

From Thread 1

You take out your dick in preparation for taking a whiz. You don't a chance to go because an Ommpa-Loompa leaps out of the lemon-aid fall and slurps your prick into her tiny mouth.

Do you:

• Piss in the Oompa-Loompa's mouth
• Fuck the Oompa-Loompa's face
• WTF! Get your dick out of this crazy midget's mouth!
• Wait a minute! Wait a minute! The Oompa-Loompas are GUYS!!!