Lie and say you have one of those in your apartment
From Thread 1
"Bullshit," Brenda says. "I'm gonna come over there and when I don't find the Maltese Dildo, I'm gonna stuff a lit firecracker up your ass."
She hangs up. You wonder if she's serious.
Do you:
| Status | ||
| Health | Horny | Location: |
| MP | 0 | |
| Level | 1 | |
