Fling chocolate at the ice skater

From Thread 1

You scoop up some chocolate from the pond and fling it at the ice skater. She stops skating.

"You're giving me chocolate?" she says. "I love chocolate! Get over here and kiss me, you fool!"

Do you:

• Leap into the ice skater's arms and kiss her
• Tell the ice skater to get naked
• WTF? If she loves chocolate, why doesn't she just dive into the chocolate right there underneath her?