Virgil's Four

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Virgil's four are the four people on the Superdickery Forums who he'd allow to touch his Bastard Sword. There are actually eight people, four from each gender, but they're still referred to as Virgil's Four.

Female - Virgil's Four

1. Virgie
2. Josie
Tied for Third. Sota
Tied for Third. Ykari

Male - Virgil's 4

1. Dr. Dave
2. Guitar Playing Lad
3. Mess
4. Torrent without that hat.

SirRobin was previously number 4 on Virgil's Four, however, due to Mess' outstanding personality and rather good looks, Mess climbed to number 3, dropping SirRobin from the rankings.

It should be noted that he is forbidden from touching any woman besides Virgie. This declaration was issued by Virgie. He is allowed to touch the male Virgil's Four, but only if he takes pictures.

Needless to say, if he ever does encounter Josie, Sota, Ykari, or combinations of those three, a break-up will probably result.

Apparently, Virgil's 4 is a great name for an all girl band.