Quicksilver

From Superdickery

Incestuous rapist[1] and sockpuppet. What, another one? God damn it, I'm getting tired of making these pages. His mutant power consists of being faster then a very few characters in the marvel universe that lack super speed related abilities. Most other characters are faster. Also, his dad is Magneto.

He got wtfpwned by Perun in Ultimates #9, but he's still alive.