Matthew the Raven

From Superdickery

"Matthew the Raven" redirects here. If you were looking for Matt, you're fucked, and stuck with that guy who has Death as an avatar. However, they both harbor a homosexual attraction to Kiera Knightley.

Matthew the Raven is mad, bad, and dangerous to know, in the sense that he is insane, completely undesirable, and will pester you until one of you die if you happen to cross his radar.

He has never, ever changed his avatar. This has earned him the wrath of DarkGob, along with his obnoxious minute by minute recaps of Heroes episodes. This tenacious attachment to his avatar recalls Schide, but his lack of mod powers, internet girlfriend, and wit will soon dispell this notion. He also inspired the Superdickery Amalgam fiasco and more signature lines than he can count.

He has prentensions of being an author, a schizoid personality, Sephardic senses that tingle in the presence of fine carpets, and fast typing skills that appeared after being bitten by the radioactive ghost of Cortez Peters, Jr. His only weaknesses are weaponry, poisons, domesticated animals, social interaction, and the outdoors.

Also recently notable for harboring a Perverse Sexual Lust for Death of the Endless, Meg White, Macarena Gomez, the female cast of Shortpacked, and Priyanka Chopra, which somehow lead to (yaddah, yaddah, yaddah)ROBRAM89 creating a special thread just for bizarre fetishes, ironically complete ignoring Matthew's fetish for fellow boardmember Bizarre (who can resist that accent!). His first comments on the board involved the scientific basis for squicking, which helped break the ice.

He thinks that the Flash's home cities are a stand in for the greater Kansas City, Missouri and Kansas City, Kansas metropolitan area, where he resides.

He is completely wrong.