Clarkie

From Superdickery

Has enjoyed quite possibly the quickest acceptance of any SD member ever, thanks to being adorable.

Name: Clark(ie)
Height: 4'10"
Age: 18
Job: Secretary.Supplier of energy bars and coffee. Answers phones, types letters, and keeps a "To Kill" list.
Hobbies: Being harassed by Wondy <3

As well, a sort of love triangle has errupted around her, with Threepwood proposing to her, only for GPL stealing her at the e-wedding from me. WHy? I'm closer to your age, and I'm better cook. I'd be better for you, and I'd worship you! Why did you leave me? *Cries*

There are comparisons of the similar situation involving Eeg, only she didn't pick either of them, instead of both of them.