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Wayoshi
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Wayoshi is the most tumultuous user in the wiki database. He is the only user besides Porplemontage to achieve the coveted Bureaucrat rank. However, he abused his power by becoming a perverted Willy clone and decided to give up his powers, becoming a normal user.
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Beginnings
Wayoshi joined the database at a very young age, when many users were yet created. Only the great Son of Suns and Ghost Jam besides Porplemontage were active at the time. Soon after HK-47 joined the fray, and over the summer more users bloomed.
Sysophood
Porplemontage promoted both Wayoshi and HK-47 at the same time into sysops. Both used their powers appropriately, and the wiki went on to great heights during their reign.
Bureaucrathood
For the second time in history, Porplemontage promoted a sysop to the powerful bureaucrat. Sadly, the once cheerful, kind Wayoshi became corrupted with this insane power. He became grumpy, hard to negotiate with and unfair to other users. His actions drove some users away from the wiki for good. Then, the worst happened: he became a form of Willy, one of the worst trolls.
It is unknown if a troll spirit overtook him. Either way, this clone of Willy was perverted and tried to marry Beanbean. He sent a normal clone of himself at the fake wedding to masquerade and keep his profile secret. However, KPH2293 was aware of the situation all along.
He was later interviewed on the subject by LTNB where he said it was coincidence that he became Willy after the March of the Willys.
Collapse
Soon Wayoshi became insane and spammed the community's gathering center, the Chat Room. The truth came out about his spamming of Willy, and many, led by HK-47, and Max2, were upset and told him he should leave the community for good.
Resignation
Even though Porplemontage gave Wayoshi a second chance, Wayoshi decided to retire from his admin duties, coming to the conclusion that his condition prohibited him from controlling the user community, and there was no way to save him.
Today he travels the wiki land as Wayoshi the Wise, offering rare coding help to users that seek it, as well as giving tips to new and experienced sysops alike. Despite all this many user are willing to forgive Wayoshi.
He likes McFartos, a rare species found only in Hawaii. He owns ten of them, McFarto I, McFarto II, McFarto III,McFarto IV, McFarto V, McFarto the Extra-Smelly, McFartess, McFartina, McFartsy, and his favorite, McFartoFartFart. They were given to him by Plumber after hunting them down.
Movie Appearances
- Warioman: The Lard Knight as a singing dentist and spy for Jabba the Hutt
- Super Mario Wiki: The Movie as a primary antagonist. He is a bureacrat, but later tortured into insanity by Willy on Wheels. At the laster second, he turns good and saves porplemontage from death, but is still arrested. YellowYoshi398 cuts his chains and helps him escape.
Non-canon Game Appearances
Canon Game Appearances
QuestPortal
Wayoshi is, for most of QuestPortal, a ruler of Zyzop Tower. He is ruthless and harsh, and is willing to go to great measures to eliminate his foes. When this puts him at odds with Murzon, the two duel inside a huge vaccuum cleaner untl Xzelion appears ad attacks both of them. At some point he will fall out of the vaccuum cleaner through the massive array of Warp Tubes and through a Radioactive vat of spam. This is likely what turns him into Willy.
Default stats in Wiki RPG
- HP: 15
- Attack
- Pysical: 2
- Block Eggs: 3
- Defense: 0
Star Wiki RPG
Wayoshi is a playable character in Star Wiki RPG. He is quite a strong fighter in battle but he only battles for fun. In one of the chapters, LilBooster joins the party and suggests that they go to Wayoshi's place in Fairlymore. The gang arrives at Wayoshi's house and ask for a challange. He accepts. When your battling Wayoshi, he will give you tips in battle. The tips are:
- Remember to Heal!
- Always be aware of your enemy's attack power.
- Defense is very vital.
Stats
HP:30 Attack:7 Super Attack:15 Defense:4
Moves:
- Tounge Poke - Quickly pokes your with his tounge doing 7HP damage.
- Fire Breath - Breathes fire at all enemies doing 15HP damage.
- Egg Toss - Throws a green spotted egg at one enemy doign 15HP damage.
- Tease - Jumps around one enemy giving the enemy the Confused Status for 4 turns.