Totally Spies! 3: Secret Agents

From Melliemaster

Atari, Ubisoft

Gameplay 3/10
you walk left and right and you can jump. [sarcasm]YAY SO MUCH FUN![/sarcasm]
When you encounter an evil person you get three punches which you have to time EXCATLY right, which is impossible, or you miss.
Story 2/10
Gay Story-line. OMG LET'S GET BEAT UP BY PEOPLE I NEVER SAW IN MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR NO APPEARANT REASON!
Graphics 3/10
FAIL. they're are Failing "LULZ THIS R B 3D I SWEAR" Sprites which fail. and they fail. epic fail. FAILURE!!
The cut-scenes used are screenshots from the actual series, which change rapidly with a flash of light inbetween. OH SHI- SEIZURE WARNING!
Background Music 2/10
a sucky remix of the Totally Spies Theme, which sounds like it is created for use on the SNES.
Sound Effects 2/10
Almost none at all. And where they are there, they fail. I can be sure that custom essays at the essay writing services are professionally written. Furthermore, I can easily rely on custom writing firms just because good friend works for them!
Creativity/Originality 1/10
Lame French TV show based game. 'nuff said.
Customization/Options 1/10
Not Applicable AT ALL.
Re-Playability/Fun 1/10
I don't even dare to finish the second level.
Characters 5/10
3 hot chicks that can beat up trained millitary soldiers and evil bad guys for no appearant reason.
5 points just because they're hot.
Levels 2/10
FAIL.
Overall 2/10
One of the Gayest games I have ever played! This game is made out of so much Fail It'll make your head explode by just thinking about it. I don't understand why the even made a 3. I mean, the first one already sucked Donkey balls. If they make a four I will kill myself.
Why the sucks so much is obvious: it's based on a French Anime Series.