Zealousy

From Inselkampf

Long ago, before thar were islands and oceans and wars and noodles. There was t' desire t' pillidge and plunder. T' rape t' land o' its resources. And then everyone decided t' take a holiday. Go t' a small island and relax a wee bit. But old ways die hard and t' Empire o' Zeal was born! Born in blood! Blood and... well, zeal. Actually, thar wasn't much blood. Just zeal. They're an intense lot with a pension t' do thin's. Thin's done most zealously. Avast! What thin's...

Their ruler, t' Lord Zealousy, soon organized t' rabble o' blood thirsty Zeals. Walls were built, and within those walls, thar was much zeal. But soon, t' island grew too small. Sails were built, and around those sales, thar was ships. Then many ships. And, well, you get t' idear.