Lord Wiener

From Gfwiki

The almighty Lord of the Peach, all who are decent and clothen worship his greatness. He shares his wisdom in the truly spectacular "Ask-a-Wiener", which has been going strong since September 2004.

On a more serious note, he was burnt on his legs when he was one-year-old. Apparently it "Doesn't hurt, but it's a pain in the ass when you can't walk as long as others." He is half British, half German and speaks German, English and un petit peu de French.

Lord Wiener was born on the glorious 27th of June, 1985 in Bangkok, Thailand. He lived there until he was 5, then moved to Germany in 1990. In 2001, he moved to Johannesburg, South Africa. On August 3rd, 2003, he stumbled upon the gaming forums whilst browsing the jk2files network site. In 2005, Lord Wiener moved back to Germany and accepted an apprenticeship as an industrial trader with Bayer and Lanxess. He worked in France for 3 months before beginning his apprenticeship in September 2005. Lord Wiener is currently studying a degree similar to a Bachelor of International Management in evening courses alongside work.

Lord Wiener has been a moderator since early 2004, a super moderator since May 2006, and the community staff administrator since November 2006.

He has a strange affection for shock sites, which is hinted below. In his opinion they are fascinating since they show the depths of what people are willing to do to themselves.

Wiener's Discoveries

Wiener has a tradition of getting people to click on horrendous links via MSN. They include but are not limited to:

• Tubgirl
• Lemonparty
• Meatspin
• Goatse

There are many, many more and all should be avoided if there is to be any innocence preserved in an individual's fragile soul. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.