Your cousin, Levi?!!!!!

From Create Your Own Story

You knock on Levi's door. He comes to the door, and you explain to him what you want. "Well, I would," he starts, "but I'm totally in love with my girlfriend, and she's way hotter than you, and she connects with me, on levels of the human soul, that you can't even imagine!" Then, he shuts the door.

THE END