Your Queer Weekend Adventure/Tell him to come home with you for a good fuck
From Create Your Own Story
You slide around the edge of the room hoping he won't see you. You slowly make it within a few feet and pause as you watch him. He's been distracted as he was fiddling with his new phone (probably trying to learn how to use it) but he's just tucked it back into his pocket and is looking up and towards the door. You hold your breath and wait for him to see you.
But he doesn't. Just as his glance was about to get to the door, and possibly you, his attention was caught by something smashing. He turns the other way and watches the barman swear and duck down to pick up the remains of the glass he just dropped. You quickly take the last few steps and find yourself standing behind Johns chair without him knowing.
John picks up his pint and as it touches his lips you know there won't be a better opportunity than this. You lean down and as you draw level to his ear you say seductively "Fancy coming back to my place so I can fuck you hard".
John almost spits his pint out as he jumps with surprise but within a second he starts to roar with laughter as he turns to look at you. It's a long standing joke, or perhaps competition might be the better word, between the two of you on who will be the first to make the other laugh at something raunchy.
"Come on, you know I've got a huge dick. And I'll let you ride it as much as you want" you say as you sit down at the other chair.
John laughs again and pushes the second pint over to you. "Happy birthday you dirty fucker".
You take a sip of the pint. You knew saying that would help you win this time. You didn't know why but he always laughed if you could surprise him with the offer of a good fuck. It was just one of those things that made him laugh, and you take advantage of it when you can. But it's not quite a lie when you say it is it. He's a good looking guy. And he spends most of his free time in the gym so his body is solid and bulges with muscle. And those gym shorts of his has quite a bulge in them as well. And from what you've seen in the gym locker room ... well if he ever said yes to you for real you'd have a hard time saying no. Mainly cause your mouth would be full of his cock within a second.
Not that anything will happen as John is totally straight (you knew that right?).
The two of you start talking and catch up on whats been happing in your lives. You tell him what you remember about your night out and he reminds you about some of the crazy things the two of you had done on nights out.
In no time you both finish your drinks. You stand up to get you both another round but as you take a step towards the bar you feel your dick start to ache as the drinks you had last night start to flow though you. You can hold out and take care of it later but the mens is right over there.
