Waifu Quest/program4
From Create Your Own Story
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of 1,000,000 Bitcoins. You promptly spend them all on an ICBM. Except it turns out it's an old North Korean Taepodong that's been painted to look like an American missile. Upon closer inspection, they didn't even get the markings right! The side of the missile reads "UNIFIED AMERICA STATE OF GOOD JOY."
Also, the warhead is leaking a lot of radioactivity and you get toe cancer and die.
GAME OVER-- You scored -32 out of 1000 points
