Waifu Quest/figure1

From Create Your Own Story

You call the company's support hotline. After 2 hours on hold, you get connected to a guy in India. He says it's user error and refuses to send you a replacement. You're left with no choice but to sue them! The resulting litigation consumes the next 20 years of your life, all of your assets, as well as your dignity as the company obtains all your forum login information in discovery. At the hearing on your third amended cross-motion for summary judgment, the company's lawyer shows the judge printouts of your posts on a My Little Pony erotic roleplaying forum. Everyone in the courtroom laughs at you.

Eventually, the legal battle bankrupts you and you commit suicide by jumping in front of a train. Angry commuters shit-talk you on Twitter for the next couple of days. Then, there is nothing.

GAME OVER-- You scored 38 out of 1000 points

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