Turn off the TV, damn test patterns
From Create Your Own Story
You angrily get up and switch off your television. You yawn and decide to walk out onto your porch.
Clutching your iced tea, you step outside. Those clouds to the east sure look dark. They have a green tinge to them too.
The clouds look about five miles away, and a cool wind from their direction blows your hair around. You take a nervous sip from your iced tea and head back inside. It’s getting a little too dark for this time in the afternoon.
