Tell the mother you are afraid to go to school

From Create Your Own Story

"I don't want to!" You pretend to be distressed. "It's a new school and I've heard all these stories about-"

"Oh, Brandon..." The mother walks over and hugs you. You subtly bury your face in those massive funbags, imagining the moment when you'll see them revealed. "It's not a scary place at all! Your sister-"

You know she's going to send you back unless you do something quick.

• Enjoy her jugs as much as possible
• Suggest she homeschool you
• Tell her you just want the first day off

You are possessing:
12th Grade Boy