Tell the cop you've definitely learned your lesson.

From Create Your Own Story

The cop's eyes lock with yours in the rearview mirror, and he's quiet for a few blocks. You feel your stomach tighten - you may have just made a serious mistake. He watches you for a while, then takes a deep breath.

"I'll drop you at the bus stop," he says, and makes a quick right turn.

You breathe out, head spinning, the remnant's of the bear's load leaking from your sore ass and making the back of your jeans wet.

For some reason, you can't get the cop's face out of your mind. The way he stared at you -- intense, deep, almost... hungry? He wasn't the best looking guy, but there was something intensely masculine and primitive about him. You sorta regret not making a move on him. Hell, you think to yourself, what am I thinking? I was almost arrested! I wasn't in the right frame of mind to be thinking about sex... But a brief image flashes in your mind of the massive cop brutally, mercilessly sodomizing your smooth little ass.

Damn.

Oh, well. Definitely a birthday you're not soon to forget.

(The End - please send feedback to barratboy@yahoo.ca)