Tell Annabelle how sexy it is that she can throw like a man

From Create Your Own Story

"I think it's so sexy that you can throw like a man," you say.

Annabelle's pretty face is expressionless. Then, in a fluid and lightning-fast motion, she throws the ball right at your groin. You have no time to react and her perfect aim nails you right in the crotch. You go down just like Hans Moleman in "Man Getting Hit By Football" (AKA Football in the Groin) from The Simpsons. "Still think it's sexy?" she taunts.

"Why?" you moan, curled up in the fetal position, both hands on your crotch.

"Simple. Only hot guys can get away with hitting on girls before getting to know us. And you are very, very far from hot." She tosses her long black hair. "Oh, and by the way, you're fired."

She picks up the ball and stalks away, leaving you with your wounded testicles and wounded pride.

THE END