Take the snail to a mental hospital
From Create Your Own Story
You say, "Come on, let's take you to a happy place." and pick the snail up, shoving it unceremoniously into your pocket. You start walking to the mental hospital, but find the world utterly and strangely abandoned. It is not scary; just weird. You start to get very hungry as you walk along.
You look all around for a mental hospital, but can find none.
Do you: