Take out your uncles knife and cut one of your Aunts fingers off

From Create Your Own Story

You've had enough from your aunt. It's your turn now. You pull out the pocket knife and before your aunt can react you slice her right index finger clean off. Awwwwhh Yeah. She starts gushing blood and violently swings her fists at you. She manages to hit you in the face but it was nothing Dudley hadn't done before. Only problem is some of her blood got in your mouth and you remember that she has the aids. You punch her in the face real quick and she slumps over in her chair. You then die of aids. That's right it took you out in like, 2 minutes, its a serious disease biatch!