Start doing a sweet air guitar solo

From Create Your Own Story

The powers of Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan envelop your body, and you let out a mighty "SKEEEDELY-BAOOOW!!", sending out a wave of rocktasticness that knocks the shoe troll off of her aching grandma-like feet.

Jesus and Hitler have a dance off. A sexy EMT cuts your skinny jeans off, then grapefruits your penis.