Someone's dog. You're a crazy motherfucker who won't be kept up all damn night by some homosexual douchebag's stupid Chihuahua!
From Create Your Own Story
You pull up to your gay neighbor's house, loudly in your Hummer, so that they'll know you're there. He walks out of his house with the rat in his arms, snuggling it like it's something to be proud of!
You get out of the vehicle with an AK-47. "Don't fucking move!" you growl, aiming straight at the rodent.
"Oh my god!" he screams. "Please! Don't hurt us!"
"Give me the dog, faggot!" you snarl, advancing.
"No!" he cries, trying to shield the rat. "Not Mrs. Sunnykins!"
