She really shouldn't have told you not to steal the car
From Create Your Own Story
Um, buddy? This is the author here. Are you sure you want to steal the redhead's car?
I mean, you haven't even fucked her yet. And fucking, in its various forms, permutations, vicissitudes, transitions, revisions, and positions, is -- pretty much -- more or less -- not to put too fine a point on it -- what this story is all about.
I mean, you did note the message behind that kiss, the smoky one with hints of blackberry, tar, and violence -- did you not? This one's a wildcat. "Unhappy Bitch" is assuredly the mildest way of expressing her displeasure, if you take off down the road in her sweet ride.
Not to mention that she's expecting that she is to be the sweet ride. (Which, if you play nice, she will. As the author, I am in a position to promise you that. That's a pretty good position - it's so good, actually, it's like the stem-cell of all the positions you might take, later on. With a certain scarlet-carpeted someone. If you get my drift.) That's a textbook case of adding insult to injury.
Okay, so, just pick one of the other options, like a good boy. Don't rock the narrative. There's a lad.
- Step into the corn to whack off.
- Choke the chicken right there on the hood.
- Leave your cock be and check the car out.
- No, I really want to steal the car!
| Status | ||
| Health | Horny | Location: |
| MP | 0 | |
| Level | 1 | |
