Sappy romantic comedy

From Create Your Own Story

"Let's see that new romantic comedy co-produced by Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream," you say.

Annabelle stops and stares directly at you. "What? Why? Never mind, it doesn't matter. There are only two reasons why. First is you thought I would like it just because I'm a girl. If that's the case, you thought wrong. Second is YOU actually like that shit. That's even worse. In either case, you suck, loser. Consider yourself dumped. And fired." She quickly stalks away.

You go to the store, buy a quart of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream, and eat it alone in your apartment while watching the Lifetime channel.

THE END