Refuse his help, and ignore his retribution

From Create Your Own Story

Waving one fat flipper fingered hand, you dismiss the henchman with barely a glance "Find another fall guy, if that's what you're after. Mask can handle his own damn business, and if he has a problem with that, then he can just remember..." Leaning in over your desk, you take a long drag of your cigar. "I have more guns than him, and I doubt that mask of his is bullet proof." Leaning back in your chair, you let out that horrid, squawking laughter you've become known for, bellowing out 'Waaaugh-waughwaughwaugh!' as the henchman can only glare before exiting your office.

The problem now is, tense 'negotiations' always get your south pole eager for a little release. The question is, how to take care of your problem, and which lucky slut gets the honor?

Catwoman and you have always had a great Lust/Hate relationship. Maybe it's time to put her in her place.

The little blonde psycho Harley looks fun in bed. And Joker would probably give her up for a case of plastic explosives!

Hell, keep it simple, your Secretary knows what it takes to be a good employee.