R: Go into a swearing fit

From Create Your Own Story

"FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! You scream, "WHY CAN'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME!!"

"I don't know." The voice replies, "Enlighten me."

You're really pissed now, "Mother fucker! I'm seriously going to beat your fucking ass once I escape."

"I'd like to see you try."

You throw a heavy right hook directly at the wall beside the door. It leaves a small dent. You puff a little. "That's your face."

"Hmm? Wait, lemme see... I can't see anything. If that's the best you've got, then you've got nothing on me."

"FUUUUUCK!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU!!! MOTHERFUCKER WHEN I GET...."

You then continue into your fit of anger towards the voice (again?). You really just want to put your hand into the device and choke him to death with your hands. After a while, you finally calm down and stop.

"There..." You pant, "I'm done. How do you feel?"

A short pause follows the asking of the question, finally, the voice answers. "Oh, you're done? Sorry, I got bored when you just kept saying 'motherfucking motherfucker', so I just went to get a drink."

A sudden surge of rage bursts inside, you are seriously about to explode if you hear anything more from him. Maybe, you should smash the walkie talkie.

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