Put the folders in the paper shredder

From Create Your Own Story

You grin slyly and revel in the thought of throwing a wrench into the machine. You feed the folders into the paper shredder and watch the documents be sliced into hundreds of smaller strips. You seem to recall that Melanie was supposed to deliver these documents by the end of the day - oh well.

That was fun, but you don't feel completely satisfied. Your lust for mayhem has been growing for centuries, and shredding some accounting documents isn't going to cut it.

What do you do now?

You are possessing:
Melanie the receptionist
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