Pretend you have no idea what she is talking about

From Create Your Own Story

"I have no idea what you're talking about Mom."

"Really, you're going to pretend like I didn't see a shit load of gay minion porn on your phone?"

"Yes?"

"Listen, son, I'm disgusted frankly-"

"I know I'm sorry."

"No shut up. I'm disgusted that you thought you had to hide this juicy ass shit."

You two then look up the worst pictures of minions getting it on you could find and burn out your retinas. Family bonding time am I right?