Piss masturbate on the other guy, who is still knocked out

From Create Your Own Story

You just piss masturbated on the other guy, because you have nothing to lose and you are obsessed with jacking off to Billy Mays. Suddenly he wakes up and starts yelling in agonizing discomfort. You..

• Get the fuck outta there and fast
• Try to squeeze out another load and embarrass the bastard even more
• Go on Facebook and like Mel Gibson's comment "Like my status if you doubt the holocaust"