Piggy's Day/Whale-os

From Create Your Own Story

You take a closer look.

Piggy: "'Whale-os'? What are these?"

You look at the plastic package. It says: "WHALE-O'S - Made of 100% blubber - Super size!"

Piggy: "Hohohooo! This seems exactly like something that I would eat."

You eat the whole three-pound bag of whale oil chips in five minutes, then park yourself on the sofa to rest. A friend of yours, Indiana Stark, comes to visit.

Indiana: "Hi, Piggy. What've you been up to?"

Piggy: "Not much. Look what I found in my fridge, though."

Indiana: "Whale-o's? I don't think you should be eating these."

Piggy: "How come?"

Indiana: "Well, these have so much fat in them that they tend to cause grease asphyxiation."

Piggy: "Meh, I don't think that'll be a problem. My doctor said that if I ever stopped eating grease, my lugns would stop."

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