Piggy's Day/Give up

From Create Your Own Story

A.I. Piggy: "Ya know what, let's not destroy the world just yet. I've got a better idea! While we're in the sewers, we might as well become the real-life Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."

Piggy 2B0F36: "But we're not teenagers."

Captain: "Nor ninjas. And we can't even become ninjas, since I'm a pirate, and pirates and ninjas are sworn enemies!"

Piggy: "Nor turtles, but we are mutants, though."

Captain: "I'm not a mutant."

Piggy: "And on further thought, I'm a teenager."

Piggy 2B0F36: "Shut up, you two. I'm already hyped for our new life as whatever-the-hell Alfred said."

A.I. Piggy: "I'm actually with the group here. We need a catchy name to bring fear into the hearts of our enemies!"

Piggy: "So, let's start with the things we ARE."

A.I. Piggy: "Easy ones first: We're pigs."

Piggy: "I'm technically not."

Piggy 2B0F36: "Same boat. Satan told me that I'm more closely related to grues than to pigs."

A.I. Piggy: "Dammit, why can't we pull together here!?"

Captain: "The way I see it, is that we're a bunch of bloated, bickering buffoons."

Silence befalls the sewer pipe. The captain did not intend to alliterate his description, it just sort of happened. However, you all like the sound of it.

Piggy 2B0F36: "Hey, that works."

With the leadership of Alfred, who spent most of his life hiding in a sewer, you set up a base of operations to lead a merciless wave of terrorism against humans. The world shall tremble in the echoes of your name: "Bunch of Bloated Bickering Buffoons."

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