Piggy's Day/"No! You turn that cannon right the fuck around!"
From Create Your Own Story
Keel-haul-Jack turns the cannon to face outside, but the cannon fires halfway through, hitting a stack of cannonballs and spreading them all over the deck. The entire crew falls over from cannonballs hitting their legs, and the imbalance causes the ship to slope on one side. At the same time, the enemy ship fires a large hole below the ships waterline. Unable to correspond to the attack, the ship goes down. The crew manages to escape with the captain on a rowboat.
Captain: "You've really done it this time, Jack. All those years I've been keel-hauling you for no good reason, and then you screw everything up so royally that it makes it all worth it..."
Keel-haul-Jack: "Well, good thing there's no rope on this boat to have me keel-hauled."
The captain looks at Keel-haul-Jack with the utmost fury, ready to toss him overboard, when the observer notices an island.
"Look captain, there's a
