Piggy's Day/"Meh, what's the worst thing that could happen?"
From Create Your Own Story
Keel-haul-Jack: "True that."
Keel-haul-Jack lights the cannon fuse, and the cannon fires. The cannonball hits another cannon which was just about to be fired. The other cannon flies out the firing hole, and lands on the water level, tearing an enourmous crack into Morris' ship.
Captain: "I don't know who did that, but they are promoted!"
Morris: "Oh hell."
While Morris' crew is preoccupied trying to salvage their cargo into a lifeboat, Fat-Piggy's crew can make an attack. However, Morris' ship is now lagging behind and sinking due to having a giant fucking hole on its side, so Fat-Piggy's crew has to retreat hastily. Morris and most of his crew make it onto the lifeboat and start rowing in the opposite direction.
First mate: "Morris is getting away. Should we try and apprehend them?"
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