Paint the ceiling blue
From Create Your Own Story
That's a good idea, but there's a few problems. You don't have any paint, you don't have a paintbrush and there is no ceiling. You begin to ponder about where the local paint shop is around here and where you could find a ceiling. A loud voice then says "There is no paint shop or ceiling around here! Now get out of my lair!" Before you can react, pain erupts over your body and everything goes dark.
You wake up in a kitchen of some sorts. The kitchen is immaculately clean. The only thing on the table is a large loaf of freshly baked challah. However, there is no bread knife to cut it with.
