Only joking, it's a ball really...

From Create Your Own Story

You shake your head, wondering why the ball looked like a chicken for a moment. Just then, a wizard materializes in front of you. You say:

• Offside, Ref!
• Can you teach me the one with the woman and the saw?
• Weren't you in 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'?
• What's the quickest way out of here?