Light a smoke
From Create Your Own Story
"Dear journal, I lit up a smoke and took a drag. I haven't stopped coughing since then. I'm breathing in lots of this black smoke now, and it's making me really tired. I think I'm going to lie down now, yeah, just close my eyes..."
Two days later, survivors stubble across your body, and salvage your journal from your cold dead hands. They read the story of a fool who stopped to take the time to have a cigarette when an advancing wave of mysterious smoke was closing in. Laughs are had by all, except you, and they carry on their way, soon forgetting about you forever.
