Late to class

From Create Your Own Story

After showering, you drive to school and walk casually into math class. As the girls watch you walk in, you pound your Ted's fist. He's been your best friend since freshman year and he is on the basketball team.

The teacher, Mr. Wilcox, addresses you as you take your seat, "Mr. Hardy, do you have a reason for being so tardy?"

Yeah sorry Mr. Wilcox, I was...

Given it to your mom and she wouldn't let me go

Too busy getting swoll

Had a meeting with the football coach

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